Sunday, June 17, 2007

The MICK

To the man that gave me life
And married himself a wonderful wife,

It is always nice to know
that when I need money there is somewhere to go

It is always nice to see
A man willing to give and me willing to receive

It is always nice to say
"I am a Foster" all the way

It is always nice to have
A father to call and share a good laugh

It is always good to feel
A father's love and know it is real

What makes your father so great? they regulary inquire
My father is honest, true, faithful and the bass leader in the choir

To the man who put meaning into my name
A name I carry with no regrets or shame

I say thanks for your life, your friendship, and money
and thanks for marrying the woman you call honey

Yes, I am proud to be on the roster
Of the team captained by Mickey Foster

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

A funny joke

I have no idea why I thought this was funny, but I am pretty sure mom will appreciate my joke.

What is bright yellow and weighs 500 pounds?


































two 250 lb canaries.